Porn Diner The diner where nothing but porn gets served

Last weekend I spent most of the weekend spackling and priming my new basement for a generation renovation. This week I kind of slacked off and only put on one coat of paint. I went to the local DIY store and got some intructions on how to texture the wall so they aren’t just boring and flat.

So imagine my surprise when I went to my very favorite teen porn website and there was this awesome set of this sultry blonde chick named Alex –and believe me I’ve seen her private parts and she’s GREAT– demoing a similar technique.

OK there is nothing similar at all about it but she just looks so luscious standing there in her cut offs with a paint roller that I ran back to the store for some more colors and now I’ll have a very swirly wall in my new “rumpus” room.

Not to mention my burning desire to “rumpus” her!! All makes for a grand and great holiday weekend.

Celebrate your independence by staying home and masturbate!!

Lacy topped black stockings and a red fishnet top are the perfuck Sunday go to meetin’ outfit. If your meeting is down at the “Ya’ll cum back Saloon”.

I prefer my drinks iced cold and my women dressed out in fishnets, whether on their legs or covering their splended torsos, it’s all Spectacular!! Add some strappy black maryjanes and well this is the PERFUCK package.

I’d love to have this dark haired gypsy eyed beauty on my staff at a meeting so i could slip a couple of fingers under that silky wetness of her mini briefs and finger my way to happiness.

No need to undress her with my eyes, she’s just thick enough like she is to put on my spit and roast her with my hot cock!!

Of course that couch is also perfect for a nice Sunday afternoon nap.
Smoothly yours.

Tomorrow for those living in the good ol’ USA it is the celebration of our Independence day from the mother country of the UK. Most of us will be sitting pool side with the BBQ going and debating the current administration. No this won’t turn into a poltical rant. Some will use this as a time of reflecting on where our country is going with all the issues we currently seem to have over the invasion of Iraq, the fluctuating price of gasoline (which is WHY we are all at home and not rolling on the highways to gramma’s house) global warming and immigration.

However I’m going to do something a bit different.

I’m going to refect on how grateful I am to be able to see PUSSY online. Despite ongoing efforts by the Department of Justice, it is still one of the #1 all American pastimes, viewing porn online.
Did you really think it was watching baseball?
No longer do we have to sneak into some back alley blue movie theater with god knows what on the walls, seats and floors. No we can with a mere click of the mouse and a few numbers off the credit card be taken to the paradise of our choice.

My choice in this case is the extremely beautiful pussy reflected here of Isabella Stefani found exclusively on the website As Sexy As It Gets. I’m doubling my pleasure looking at her reflected pussy!
Have a happy and SAFE 4th of July Holiday.

U.S.A.-born Lindsay is on the rocks for this pictorial… and she really Rocks! She’s among the blue-eyed babe at nubiles.net that bring the hots for me. She looks bubbly and appears to be confident with herself in front of the camera.

According to Lindsay, she’s not the daredevil-type but now I’m wondering if she meant what she said in this rock cliff photo. Well, let’s just all see Lindsay at nubiles.net and find more interesting stuffs about her.

For those of us who have been fortunate enough to be present as a woman goes tongue first into the delicious pussy of another fine chick, we can tell you, it’s even hotter in person than it is in the movies. There’s something raw, yet very delicate about it. But I’m betting that being delicate wasn’t on the mind of the butch redhead in these pics as she was munching the pussy of the blonde in pigtails.

The redhead has a pretty fine body herself; pierced nipples and all, but she most definately has that look on her face of a lesbian lover on a mission. She’s going to get ahold of that lovely lesbo poontang and show it who’s boss. I bet she even growled a few times as her mighty tongue lashed away at that sweet blonde babe’s passive clit.

Can you imagine what she’d do if you have her a strap-on to play with? She’ probably bang that pigtailed princess harder than any man. She’d fuck that pussy like it owed her money. Now that’s something I’d like to see.