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Tony lets his sister fuck for money  0

Posted on July 28th, 2008. About Porn Menu.

That’s right if this guy’s sister fucks up she can pay him back by fucking his friends for money.

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Yesterday she borrowed his car. Bad decision from both of them. She drove his car into the wall of the parking lot at the mall. Obviously she had to pay for all the damages, again. No problem for Tony who has friends enough that want to fuck his sister in exchange for a little cash. And best of all is that Tony films his sister while she’s fucking around to make sure he gets his money. And ofcourse our hero puts all his material on the internet so everyone can see how his sister is getting fucked. But since they already have a whole bunch of material online you could start wondering if she doesn’t do it all on purpose. This little slut seems to enjoy it way too much if you ask me. Anyways, you just have to see this for yourself.

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Anyone seen the new Paris Hilton sextape?  0

Posted on April 28th, 2008. About Porn Menu.

You probably remember that first Paris Hilton sextape where you could see Paris fucking Rick Solomon or whatever his name was. Too bad it was all filmed in night vision. Seeing people fuck in green and black shades just doesn’t do it for me.

But Paris wouldn’t be Paris if she wouldn’t let herself get caught doing the nasty deed again. And this time there’s no night vision crap of any kind. Full color it is baby, hell yeah! The video can be seen online on Kara’s XXX.

I don’t know who she’s banging on this video but if you do know please share it with the rest of us. Last thing I heard is that she was together with that dude from Good Charlotte, I don’t think it’s him but what do I know?

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Watch the video at Kara’s XXX!

Poor Paris, first her grandfather takes her out of his will and now this. Ah well, as long as she has fun so do we. Go Paris go! :)

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Ok, now for something else… MyMiniCity  0

Posted on March 16th, 2008. About Porn Menu.

This is not porn related but I just found something where you can build your own virtual online town. The purpose of this game is to get new inhabitants for your town. I’d appreciate it if you’d all would click the pic below and visit my town. Each time someone new visits my “town” it gets a new inhabitant.

Pretty silly I know but even pornographers have to keep themselves busy when they’re not slinging porn around :)

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Click here to visit my virtual town.

If you have a virtual town of your own please leave the url in the comments section of this post and I’ll make sure to visit it myself.

Thanx!

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Porn Blooper - Black Babe Gets Caught By Surprise  0

Posted on February 24th, 2008. About Porn Menu.

The black hottie in the movie below is about to get the surprise of her life. She was hired to make a porn movie with a guy that has a huge black cock. So they both get naked and she spreads her legs waiting for the guy to put his big shlong in her pussy. What happens next is kind of funny, look at the expression on her face when she gets penetrated by his monster dick. I guess she wasn’t expecting that :)

Poor thing, she probably never handeled such a size before and will defenitely think twice before fucking a big dick again.

Fortunately (or unfortunately if you like to laugh with other people) not all fuck scenes are like this. At Round And Brown some of the most beautiful ebony babes ever seen get fucked hard and good by guys with big dicks.

Click here to see some real ebony fuck movies!

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Ariel Amore - What A Hottie!  0

Posted on November 28th, 2007. About Porn Menu.

Hell yeah! Right after I discovered Tight Teela another gorgeous babe started her own site. Ariel Amore has everything a guy looks for in a girl.

I asked her if she could pose for me holding my fansign. And behold, here’s the result!

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Check out her movies right here!

 

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The Newest Teen On The Net: Tight Teela  0

Posted on November 2nd, 2007. About Porn Menu.

I’ve just had the pleasure of having a little chat with the newest sensation in porn land. Tight Teela is a hot young blonde that has just started out in the porn bizz. She told me she had a little problem of getting her site out to the world so I thought I’d give her a hand and plug her site here on my blog. So everybody go and support this girl by visiting Tight Teela’s site now!

Here are some of her samples:

Tight Teela 

 

So once again, check out this hot newcomer now.
Click here to visit Tight Teela!

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Anal fuck movies it is  0

Posted on September 4th, 2007. About Porn Menu.

Ok you wankers, the poll shows that 32 percent of you wants to see anal fuck movies. Well anal action is what you’ll get then! The next scene is taken from one of the high quality movies shown on Anal Fuck Thrills so if you want to see all of it just check out that site.

Anyway, here’s the ass pounding action you guys requested!

See the entire movie right here!

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Site of the month: Perfect Plumpers  0

Posted on August 1st, 2007. About Porn Menu.

So it’s August again. I hope this month will be a bit better than July which really sucked if we’re talking about the weather. But let’s not talk about that. Let’s talk about sex!

For this month I’ve picked a site that I really like. It handles about big women and their urge to get naked and put dildos and hard dicks in their pussy in front of the camera. The site is called Perfect Plumpers!

If you want to see some nice BBW sluts get wet & wild you should really check out this very nice website for sure. Lot’s of pictures on it!

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ENTER PERFECT PLUMPERS HERE!

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A dating coach reveals 27 things every man needs to know  0

Posted on July 11th, 2007. About Porn Menu.

If you want to improve your changes of getting laid on the first date you better read the next tips. 

10 secrets you need to know

1. All women like surprises; women believe they should be surprised at least once a month.
2. All women have fantasies. A man should take the time to find out her fantasy.
3. Women want a man to be sensitive yet fight for them if they needed to.
4. Women want a man to be gentle and rough at the same time.
5. Women want to be told they’re beautiful, then after a time told they’re sexy.
6. Women want their man to notice when another man tries to pick them up, but refrain from jealousy.
7. Women will alter their appearance with a new hairstyle or buy something skimpy for themselves, not a man.
8. A woman will groom herself that day if there is a chance for her to meet someone that night.
9. Women believe in the fairytale and will look at most men in the first 30 seconds as if they could be the prince they have been looking for.
10. If a woman really likes a man, she will spend all day trying to look good for him and still not feel perfect, yet at times she will not be made up and feel perfect.

10 ways make yourself attractive to woman

1. Be confident in who you are.
2. Have a sense of humor.
3. Show good manners.
4. Be respectful.
5. Be controversial.
6. Be sensitive.
7. Ask her what she wants and likes.
8. Don’t just tell her you do, but put your trust in her.
9. Tell her about one time your feelings got hurt.
10. Kiss her softly, then kiss her passionately.

7 sure-fire ways to repulse a woman

1. Tell her what you don’t want her to wear.
2. Look at another woman while talking to her.
3. Show her that you have no direction in your life.
4. Be too proud of your qualities.
5. Drink too much or have a serious addiction.
6. Insult her style, friends or family.
7. Use stupid pickup lines like: “Do you want to have sex?” “Can I smell your roses?” “Baby, that’s the sweetest butt I’ve ever seen!” “Hey you, come here!”

The best pickup line

Observe what she is doing, then walk over and have a conversation about what is going on at that moment. For example, she is in the video store and looking at “The Departed.” You can either ask her about the movie and what she knows about it, or if you saw it you can say, “Loved that movie….” and start the conversation from there.

Good luck!

Source: Yahoo Personals

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Big Big Brother Boobs  0

Posted on June 6th, 2007. About Porn Menu.

I got another movie from a friend of mine sent to my mailbox. It seems somewhere in a Spanish speaking country where one of the contestants in the local Big Brother has a pair of huge fake tits. And when wearing a bikini and playing water games things just could go wrong like shown in the clip below.

Want some more big boob movies? Just click here!

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